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Jan 27

…the rest of the story

continued from previous post (posting two back to back, read the other one first if you haven’t already).

Monday was a big day for the Hawks, there was shit lined up all over South Beach for Hawkeye Fans. The Hawkeye Huddle was at the convention center then there was a Hawkeye after party at The Clevelander and a big deal party at Cameo where the doors opened at 9. Our crew, clueless as usual, was slow to get going. We piled 7 people in that Dodge Avenger and headed for South Beach and the Hawkeye Huddle. We got there an hour late (it was only 2 hours long) and they were already out of Bud Light, clearly they didn’t know what was coming that night in South Beach.

By the time we got to The Clevelander there was an hour long to pay for beer so we found some place called Mongos (I think) to entertain ourselves until Cameo was opening up. After a couple drinks Emily and I headed out to get some food since we hadn’t really eaten anything all day and left the Larry crew to do what they do.

Emily and I got into Cameo a few minutes after 9 and were some of the first ones in. I asked for a Bud Light and vodka tonic, and was rudely told that they don’t have Bud Light. I knew that was a bad sign. They had Dos Equis and Corona in the way of beer. A beer and mixed drink was $20, awesome. I forgot to mention that everything (seriously any food or drink) served in South Beach has an automatic gratuity added of 15-20% depending on the place. Even ordering a single beer has gratuity added on it, brutal for anyone used to Iowa City and townie bars.
While I sipped on my $8 beer and Emily sipped on her $12 mixed drink we checked the place out, nothing like Iowa City has ever seen. Just then the trio of Larrys walk in, Joe, Klobbo, and Lampe head straight to the middle and get their bottle service started for the night. The place was crazy with Hawkeye fans after about an hour. I started getting pretty weird in there (we eventually renamed weird to normal due to the fact that so much of the time we spent in Miami was weird) after midnight so Emily and I headed back to the hotel around 1. The trio got back to the room sometime around 5 I think and did some major treas hunting.

Of course not everyone had a great time when they got back from Cameo…


MBP got back around 6 I think, he posed Lampe and Klobbo in bed suggestively and had to tell us about it…

After about 10 minutes of telling us about it he leaned on the ironing board and smoked it, then passed out on his face at the end of the bed…


Finally Gameday!!!
Shopping for booze at the local gas station…apparently they don’t have 6 packs of bottles so they make their own…


Tailgate was a standard tailgate with a few exceptions. Lampe and Klobbo were worthless when we left to tailgate at 11 (this isn’t an exception, completely normal)but they did somehow meet up with us around 2:30 or so for some solid tailgating.

We had a nice little shout out for C Wagz and Eric C (probably an inside joke)…

Then we had another Guido Fist Pump on camera. Joe filmed this one for us…


I’m tired of writing and everyone saw the stomping we handed out on the field so here’s the rest of the videos in no particular order…









And here’s the rest of the pictures from the trip
Lampe Hearts Bottle Service:

Hot Lil Mess:


Getting’ Real Normal:


Jan 23
I’m sure there will be more to come…

I’m sure there will be more to come…

Jan 13

Happy New Year’s Day, Kinda

….At some point in the morning there was movement in the room. Mostly just moans and repeated, “I’m so miz” comments for a while. Klobbo then put a prompt request in for the Gatorade store. Joe in all his wisdom took a 20 and 3 one’s with him and came back about 20 minutes later with three bags full of Gatorades.  This may be the only thing that kept them alive for the next two days.

After Lampe and Darryl got their barrings they found that they may have spent a shit ton of money on New Year’s Eve for bottle service.  I mean, why not get bottle service when the cover you paid is good for all you can drink too?

It was now that I was introduced to GuidoFistPump.com and the rules (Step 1, Step 2, Repeat). The fist pump became a re-occurring theme for the rest of the trip, videos to come on that later.  I’m also working on submitting them to the site to see if we they can compete with the guys on the Jersey shore.

Eventually we went down to the beach and drank some beers for the day.  Saw a couple topless girls in the ocean, which was nice. Tried to convince each other to get buried in the sand and failed, pretty uneventful. Luckily there was a plane flying a banner around on the beach so there was a new club to go to for the night.

After some food and more beers at Wings and Rings I hung out at the hotel with Emily, Big Mick and his friends drinking and watching football.  The rest of the guys took the opportunity to go see Jermain Dupri spin at The Mansion and spend an insane amount of money.  This is a real picture of Lampe’s receipt.  And for those that are wondering Motley Bird is, it’s like Red Bull but apparently insanely more expensive.

Joe made it back around 5 again but the other guys made it back (in normal belligerent fashion) around 4 to discuss their conquests.  There weren’t any additional presidential memos but I believe there was more escaping from prostitutes.

Here’s a couple videos of the debacle that was our room Saturday morning:

Darryl got a call from his bank…always a good thing after the second night of a week long trip…

Lampe thought it might be a good idea to find out how much he spent on New Year’s Eve since the Friday night tab was 16 hundo…
more to come in the next couple days…
Jan 12

Welcome To Miami

Here’s a taste of the Miami trip.  I’m going to have to break it down into multiple posts due to the large number of unforgettable evens that happened down there.  I’ll keep posting more as I get it ready, should get it all up in another week or so.

I got down to Miami around 10 on New Year’s Eve, the guys were already out at a club making it rain…but more on that later.

I was greeted by a pounding door around 2 AM with a Klobbo on the other side.  I was repeatedly informed that him coming home at 2 AM was “LITERALLY THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE COLBERT FAMILY.”  I can’t even begin to explain how crushed he was when he stumbled back.

Then at 4 AM I was greeted by Lampe and Darin (soon to be renamed “Darryl” for obvious purposes) pounding on the door.  We found out later that all the keys didn’t work when I got a key from the front desk.  Kurt stumbled in and started yelling at me, asking me, “Are you mad at me?”  Obvious to him apparently was his awful haircut, he thought that I had to be mad at him (not for being an ass at 4 AM but because of his haircut).  After I assured him that I wasn’t mad at him or his haircut he began discussing the latest presidential legislation, most specifically This Official Presidential Memo.

Miraculously the hot lil mess known as Lampe needed num-nums at 4:15 AM…and found them.  He somehow convinced a pizza guy down in the lobby that the guy ordering it didn’t need it as much as he did and brought back his prize (the worst looking pizza I’ve ever seen).  The crust managed to find it’s way all over our room, one piece lived in the shower, then the sink until we checked out.

Then at 5 AM Joe made it to the door.  Since everyone else was passed out and I had never met Joe before it was really awesome opening a shitty south beach hotel door at 5 AM to a complete stranger.  Luckily it was Joe and not a crystal meth tweaker.  His entrance was pretty uneventful in comparison but he had just escaped a someone trying to solicit on the street so he was probably a little rattled.

….

Jan 11

Packers vs Seahawks @ Lambeau

Had a freakin’ blast watching the Pack smoke the Seahawks in their last home game on December 27th.  It was balmy, somewhere in the low 20’s I think for the tailgate.  We had some kickass seats that we got from a co-worker of mine.  Here’s a few pics:

Jan 08

Orange Bowl Trip

If you know who was in attendance you know the Miami trip was destined to be a hot lil mess before we even arrived.  I took a bunch of pics and videos to share because what happens in Miami…goes on the Internet!

I’m going to have to break it up at least into a few posts so the pages will still load in a reasonable time.  Here are the top themes of the trip that I’ll be breaking it down so you can have a taste of what’s to come:

Clearly there’s good stories that go along with all of these, I’ll include at least a little narrative on everything…maybe less on the E.D. and more on others but there are plenty of stories to tell.

I’ll start getting things up this weekend but it may be a while before I get it all up here.  I’m waiting on the other guys to send me their blackberry and droid pics and videos to include here too.

-HT

Jan 03
Finger licking forehead kisser.

Finger licking forehead kisser.

Jan 02
Nov 23
Mini Keg Stand found on DanPatrick.com…sorry they party

Mini Keg Stand found on DanPatrick.com…sorry they party

Nov 02
C Wags: Hawks=Wins Wins=Partyin Partyin=This

C Wags: Hawks=Wins Wins=Partyin Partyin=This

Nov 01

Joe Daddy Goes Country!

Just when you think the guy can’t do anything dumber he goes and does something like this and totally blows your mind! I’m going to take the fault on this one though, I knew he had enough whiskey at this point that he wouldn’t turn down any kind of dare so I knew it was a sure thing. Thanks to Marla for getting the video! It’s from Friday night before Andy and Mikki’s wedding, 10/23/09.

Oct 31

Hawkeyes Go 9 and 0!!!

It wasn’t the most relaxing game in Hawkeye history but no one likes a boring game right!?! Here are a few pics from the tailgate on Saturday.  Are those last couple photos a sign???

Oct 27
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Another great Miley Cyrus voice mail from Eric…