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Welcome To Miami
Here’s a taste of the Miami trip. I’m going to have to break it down into multiple posts due to the large number of unforgettable evens that happened down there. I’ll keep posting more as I get it ready, should get it all up in another week or so.
I got down to Miami around 10 on New Year’s Eve, the guys were already out at a club making it rain…but more on that later.
I was greeted by a pounding door around 2 AM with a Klobbo on the other side. I was repeatedly informed that him coming home at 2 AM was “LITERALLY THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE COLBERT FAMILY.” I can’t even begin to explain how crushed he was when he stumbled back.
Then at 4 AM I was greeted by Lampe and Darin (soon to be renamed “Darryl” for obvious purposes) pounding on the door. We found out later that all the keys didn’t work when I got a key from the front desk. Kurt stumbled in and started yelling at me, asking me, “Are you mad at me?” Obvious to him apparently was his awful haircut, he thought that I had to be mad at him (not for being an ass at 4 AM but because of his haircut). After I assured him that I wasn’t mad at him or his haircut he began discussing the latest presidential legislation, most specifically This Official Presidential Memo.
Miraculously the hot lil mess known as Lampe needed num-nums at 4:15 AM…and found them. He somehow convinced a pizza guy down in the lobby that the guy ordering it didn’t need it as much as he did and brought back his prize (the worst looking pizza I’ve ever seen). The crust managed to find it’s way all over our room, one piece lived in the shower, then the sink until we checked out.
Then at 5 AM Joe made it to the door. Since everyone else was passed out and I had never met Joe before it was really awesome opening a shitty south beach hotel door at 5 AM to a complete stranger. Luckily it was Joe and not a crystal meth tweaker. His entrance was pretty uneventful in comparison but he had just escaped a someone trying to solicit on the street so he was probably a little rattled.
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