HawkeyeTom.com has finally undergone a revolution. I'm not done re-posting all the old stuff but I'm working on it. As soon as I get caught up with the old I'll add some never before seen tailgating and party pics from the past couple years. Any special requests for old stuff let me know and I'll post that first.
Happy New Year’s Day, Kinda
….At some point in the morning there was movement in the room. Mostly just moans and repeated, “I’m so miz” comments for a while. Klobbo then put a prompt request in for the Gatorade store. Joe in all his wisdom took a 20 and 3 one’s with him and came back about 20 minutes later with three bags full of Gatorades. This may be the only thing that kept them alive for the next two days.
After Lampe and Darryl got their barrings they found that they may have spent a shit ton of money on New Year’s Eve for bottle service. I mean, why not get bottle service when the cover you paid is good for all you can drink too?
It was now that I was introduced to GuidoFistPump.com and the rules (Step 1, Step 2, Repeat). The fist pump became a re-occurring theme for the rest of the trip, videos to come on that later. I’m also working on submitting them to the site to see if we they can compete with the guys on the Jersey shore.
Eventually we went down to the beach and drank some beers for the day. Saw a couple topless girls in the ocean, which was nice. Tried to convince each other to get buried in the sand and failed, pretty uneventful. Luckily there was a plane flying a banner around on the beach so there was a new club to go to for the night.
After some food and more beers at Wings and Rings I hung out at the hotel with Emily, Big Mick and his friends drinking and watching football. The rest of the guys took the opportunity to go see Jermain Dupri spin at The Mansion and spend an insane amount of money. This is a real picture of Lampe’s receipt. And for those that are wondering Motley Bird is, it’s like Red Bull but apparently insanely more expensive.
Joe made it back around 5 again but the other guys made it back (in normal belligerent fashion) around 4 to discuss their conquests. There weren’t any additional presidential memos but I believe there was more escaping from prostitutes.
Here’s a couple videos of the debacle that was our room Saturday morning:
Darryl got a call from his bank…always a good thing after the second night of a week long trip…
Lampe thought it might be a good idea to find out how much he spent on New Year’s Eve since the Friday night tab was 16 hundo…
more to come in the next couple days…
